EA dick

Used in sex,
As you're about to cum, pull out and tell him/her "you need to purchase the season pass for the full experience"

"Jenny was OK, but not as good as i wanted so i gave her the ol' EA dick"

by holupsumfinna October 4, 2016

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Lizard dick

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.

Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!

by Pistols September 19, 2016

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Dick Cunt

Such a big cunt that you are so frustrated that you do not know what to say prior to calling them a cunt, so the word dick sorta just slips out.

"Hey Johnny"
"Damn, stop being such a DICK CUNT",

by JOSH SMITHERS September 18, 2016

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Dick Dockin'

When one parks their vehicle outside the lines of a parking space either to pompously protect it from getting scratched or just out of sheer ignorance and carelessness.

"Look at this motherfucker "Dick Dockin'" his 1990 Fiero at the empty end of Walmart...

by BluePostItNote August 17, 2016

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Spanish dicked

When a Spanish male's penis enters your mouth, vagina, or butthole using hot sauce as lube. Other names include: spicy bj, hairless fire-crotch, or reverse Taco Bell.

After the party last night, Pedro Spanish dicked Hannah in the ass! Dude that reverse Taco Bell's gonna burn like a motherfucker!!!

by Lynparza July 27, 2016

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Spaghetti Dick

A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.

Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."

by SakuraF June 23, 2016

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