low battery day 

A down day.

This is a perfect song for a low battery day.

low battery day by voicemails May 8, 2014

National fern day 

April 20th

"Hey it's national fern day! Let's congratulate fernie!"

National fern day by Cocksucker 420 April 7, 2017

International Cole Day 

This day is a secret specific to those who know about it. It is a day of absolutely fuckery to be celebrated annually on the 13th of September. This day celebrates all that is great in the name of fuckery.

What are you doing for International Cole Day, Charlet?

International Cole Day by Jane Horwood September 16, 2017

National Bong Day

November 10th, gather every bong you can, give them a nice scrubbing, and smoke all day.

I cannot wait for national bong day.

National Bong Day by Pocketpussyeater12937 November 7, 2017

national love ewan day 

A day we’re you celebrate all the people with the name Ewan by showing love and respect

This incredible holiday takes place on the 7th February

“Happy national love Ewan day Ewan!”

national love ewan day by Gang12344688 February 6, 2018

MAD DOG DAY

The one day a year everyone can just acts like a total Maddog, generally a mad dogging involves getting on the piss, speaking whats on your mind, getting on the bag, going to the rippas with a large circle of friends

On Maddog day you have to be super confident and not worry about any consequences, you act without control or worry for any of your actions.

"Oi champs, this year I'm declaring April 16th as Mad Dog day, for the entire day you get to act like a total Mad Dog. God Dam"

"Only Mad Dogs are April 16th Maddog day"

MAD DOG DAY by PowderHounder May 25, 2018

Grab Feet Day 

It's national Grab Feet Day. On April 13 you can grab anyone's feet free of charge. If you have a foot fetish this is a great time for you. So get to grabbing!!

Guy : Hey girl let me get those feet
Girl: WTF why?
Guy: cause its national grab Feet day
Girl: Oh ya sure here touch these feet!!

Grab Feet Day by nobodyhere4006 May 26, 2018