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officer secondary college

holy fuck, holy fuck, this place makes me want to fucking kill myself,

the people at this school suck, the teachers care 10x more about your uniform than school work. the chinese classes suck aswell, you literally do nothing but worksheets and sometimes watch a video. so much fucking transphobia and homophobia, teacher's say they're doing shit but i still get into fights with homophobes. i havent been to a single class without someone saying the f slur or the n-word. instead of trying to help the people who crack(get mad, start a fight) they just give you a detention
mr mkcay is awesome tho also theyrs this cross eyed bitch who has no compassion and also she's cross eyed
"did you go to officer secondary college?" -person 1
"i hate all gay people and anyone who isn't white" -person 2
"so you did?" -person 1
"yes" -person 2
by ball sucker 3000 October 20, 2022
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College Grade Intelligence

A psuedo-intellectual person who thinks their degree gives them a higher level of ability or social status.

They will often look down on people without a degree (or those who don't declare their degree) even though their distinct lack of experience leads then to make more mistakes than any person they consider below them.

See "man child" or "bad boss"
That project failed, huh?

Yeah, Jill's college grade intelligence messed everything up again.
by DickieBradstreet February 28, 2025
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Kingston Maurward college

A college just outside Dorchester where farmers gather to talk about em cows n sheep. There is a small group of students in the health and fitness course who care about nothing especially health and fitness, they hang out at the back entrance of the college doing drugs and smoking because they are “cool”. All of the fuckboys are in that course so girls stay clear, any male doing animal welfare is most likely into other men and the girls either sleep around or lick their professors arses (ass well as the animals) all equine girls *bitchy slags* and then the rest of the college is handycap :))
Person 1: where do you go to college then
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....
by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019
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Tamworth College

Tamworth college is a glorified brothel, except the standards for hiring are lower, the best thing you can get out of this college is a greater tolerance to pain. This college gets donations from the food bank. There is always a cheesey smell in the hallways of the main building.
John : "I went to tamworth college"
War Veteran : "Thank you for your service"
by Victim no.233 April 14, 2024
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herkimer college

Herkimer colleg is located in the village of Herkimer which is located in the town of herkimer. Which is located in the county of Herkimer. their mascot is General Herkimer and they selll Herkimer mugs and Herkimer T-shirts at the college book store. See definition of herkimer
Its so cold at herkimer college, I wish it wasnt awalys snowing!
by TheTrainGuy February 5, 2018
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College Footballed

A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.
A: Did you see how bad they lost?
B: Yeah, they totally got college footballed.
by Idkwuttoputhere17 November 11, 2021
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shelley college

A school full of wannabe roadmen and chavs plus mostly immature teens and teachers that on call you for sneezing
What’s that shit show called?
What Shelley college
by Yourlocalsketer November 30, 2021
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