When you back yourself on to a suction cup dildo stuck to your college/university dorm room door hoping that no one slams your door closed or rips your door open giving you serious anal/vaginal injuries
by Longerdicknigga69 December 20, 2018
Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.
Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!
Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!
Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
by jawnster January 24, 2024
A college that is known to be either low income, in the middle of nowhere, or does not give a good education
by starwarsfan123 January 03, 2018
College Student 1: What are you going to have for lunch?
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.
by AdeptMusician November 17, 2022
by Not Lil Sivi July 17, 2022
The school of idiots, all the teachers think they're the most important teacher and think they're over the college campus. You have no rights as a Sophomore because the idiot Sophomores last year abused their power. One teacher will tell you one thing and the other teacher will tell you something completely different and its both about the same thing. Teachers dont talk amongst wach other and dont even have the braincells to even come up with a univeral answer. The teacher arw like little devils because they will write you up for being in the cafeteria after 10:30 when at the beginning of the year they said you can after morning classes. We have balding middle agged men and women who think theyre the overlord of the school. Students are special as hell and are racist. The whole school are the copy-cats with their "houses", basically a rip of Hogwarts they use to do things every Wednesday.
Guy1: Remember when our friend studied at the Rowan County Early College ?
Guy2: Yeah?
Guy1: He is now wanted for aggravated assault
Guy2: Yeah?
Guy1: He is now wanted for aggravated assault
by Slahser October 03, 2023
by please throw your phone away June 19, 2024