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Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous

A holiday that takes place on the first of November, created by Titsiffulus the Bodacious.

It's way better than the Samhain Sabbat.
"Today is the Samhain Sabbat, and I stayed home sick. God damn."
"Oh, you must be an arrogant ass, because you aren't excited for Titsrfun Day, originally Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous, tomorrow."
by Kourtney T. November 20, 2007
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Clitumentary

A cinematic adventure that is half porn, half documentary, typically consisting of an educational sexual suggestion followed by some kind of moral and/or virtuous life lesson. In this genre, the clitumentary plays emphasis on the glorious female genitals, and is advised to be viewed by those of the male gender, or homosexual women.
I watched the most amazing clitumentary yesterday. It taught me the ABC's of muff diving, and how to treat a lady's beaver with respect.
by pseudomine December 7, 2009
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clitty litter

Refers to a slutty woman who will fuck anything that comes her way. Specifically refers to her dirty pussy, as dirty as a cat box.
Tiffany fucked her future brother-in-law, therefore spreading her clitty litter to her household.
by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007
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clitty litter

The little specks of skin left on and around the vag after hitting it hard .
After sex she had to shower off the clitty litter.
by anzr911 August 10, 2009
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cliterati burger

the random mumblings of a crazy person, trying to insult his roommate.

def: a person who falls off the top bunk in the middle of the night, who likes frisbee, and is one big hunk-o-man meat.
Connor, you are such a cliterati burger!!!
by Thedodger927 December 12, 2004
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Clittery

Being related to beauty.
It is very clittery outside today.
by Jackalope November 29, 2003
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clitter

n. the act of littering tobacco products such as cigarette butts and packaging; the debris left over from cigarette usage.
Why can't people just throw their clitter in the garbage rather than on the ground next to the garbage?

The local bodega was almost invisible behind all that clitter!
by stephluc February 24, 2008
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