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Christian is a loving guy whos always looking to get his dick up he loves to destroy others genitals always facetimes his girlfriend/ex because he wants too talk too someone he honestly just a bitch he will probably end up talking his own life he gets his heart broken like it a little Chinese kid passing out fortune cookies.
guy 1: yo did you hear what happened to Christian
guy 2: yea bro he took his own life its crazyyy
by dale_smells July 14, 2024
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First-World Christianity

When the majority of even lower-middle class believers in developed countries selfishly focus on their perceived lack and discontent, who already live in abundance and comfort, compared to their brothers and sisters who are struggling to put food on the table or feed their families.
Be it on rising costs of living, influx of immigrants, or access to abortion and fertility clinics, what percentage of the faithful in America are often guilty of practicing a form of faux or first-world Christianity?
by Numerati July 30, 2024
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The Christian Persecution Complex

That meme is like... Literally the exact thing they're doing to me.
Hym "I had a woman come in to my job to tell me that I can't poison God and it's like... Yes I fucking can bitch! This has nothing to do with the Christian persecution complex but yeah... Exact same thing they're doing to me."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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Christian hamid

The biggest bulla who’s boyfriend is Jakob he wants d in his mouth he loves to suck on big black ds because hes gay like his brother Jaden no matter what you do he will always be the biggest bulla you’ll know
Christian hamid: hi I’m the world biggest bulla
by Trini god August 16, 2024
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Jackson Christian

Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis
everyone wants to be like a jackson christian
by big black ranga man February 28, 2023
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Christian

christian is a dumb fat bitch who loves to fuck dogs
by lennisball March 3, 2023
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fake christian boy

A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
I’m SO tired of these fake christian boy‘s fucking with me. They all belong in HELL!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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