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I hate cotton candy

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.
I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me
by Kentucky boi July 8, 2022
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blue rock candy

its a refrence to the hit show breaking bad where they make blue rock candy AKA blue meth
by Shabaduski October 4, 2022
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When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.
“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”

“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”
by thecottoncandyappler November 21, 2022
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swallow a candy whole

Do you know that feeling when you swallow a candy whole?????
by anonymous November 30, 2022
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god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.
“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”
by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022
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That's So Candy

When something someone says or does is so extremely sweet, it makes you say the saying, "That's So Candy".
Candy = Sweet/Endearing or Attractive

"He's so Candy".

"She's so Candy".
"They're so Candy".
"You're so Candy".
A boyfriend gives his girlfriend a handmade valentines card, she says, "That's so Candy".
A female is with her friends and sees a very handsome guy walk by, she says, "He's so Candy".
A guy is talking to his friend about a beautiful celebrity, he says, "She's so Candy".
A girl is with her best friend and sees a Senior Citizen couple holding hands as they are both pushed in their wheelchairs, she says, "They're so Candy".
You do something I find cute, sexy or attractive, so I end up saying, "You're so Candy."
by JohnyRabbit January 14, 2023
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Bottle Caps Candy

Sweet tablet candies made to look like metal soda bottle caps in grape, cola, orange, root beer, and cherry flavors. Bottle Caps candy was originally introduced by Breaker Confections in 1972.1 They are currently sold by the Ferrara Candy Company.
individual Bottle Caps candy was made much smaller. The underside was flattened, and no longer resembles the underside of a bottle cap.
by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023
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