Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

by Ger3459 June 11, 2018

Jessie is very cutful.
by Gavin "Eddy" Hastings March 26, 2004

Phrase used famously by carter to cut the call because he can recording random people pooping at walmart
by TheMasterCoochieMan November 13, 2021

Yo, I just finished work...come through with some bud and let's bump cuts, I got the new RTJ album on wax!
by sfweedman August 28, 2020

by ~*erin*~ April 10, 2004

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut
by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005
