by -aishite- May 24, 2022

by _Oink December 15, 2021

When someone hits you up at 3 am to come over, it means one thing and one thing only …sex ie they want some ass. Derives from the dimwit clueless as to why Mike Tyson asked her to come to his room at 3am. Coined by Bill Bellamy in 1991, to pinpoint the obvious clear intentions Tyson had on that infamous night.
by Can’t make this up August 20, 2022

a place where you can get called a n-word, get quick-scoped. ect. but its also a place made by activision who are gay for keep on making that gay game GO PLAY FORTNITE NIGGAS!!!!!
me?:yo what you playing?
him: call of duty
me: that gay ass game? why not fortnite
him; that the real gay game
me; get out of my house.
him: call of duty
me: that gay ass game? why not fortnite
him; that the real gay game
me; get out of my house.
by chip dip dick tickler January 31, 2023

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*
“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
by TheHogMan July 29, 2025

by eliball June 21, 2013
