Choc block

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020

Myers Blocking

When you or someone else trys to stop the Halloween mass killer Michael Myers from murdering his family members and babysitter's on his normal holiday.

Loomis shot Michael 6x ,he just did a Myers Blocking!

by Starsky Hutch 1010 December 12, 2020

Shot block

When you go to cum in a woman and she shoves her hand in the way

Did you hear Kyle got shot blocked last night

by Bigmac16 January 27, 2020

Block Waiver

High School Seniors in Manteca Unified School District in Manteca, California can take 1st or 4th Period OFF (AKA Come to School later or leave School early) if they have enough graduation requirements

Random Freshman: Do you have 4 classes?
JJ: Since I have a block waiver, I only have 3 classes

by KoKane42069 July 19, 2023

boat block

A person who tries to kill a fishing trip. They will typically find excuses not to go because they have homosexual tendencies.

My wife hates fishing, that bitch is a boat block.

by Thefrisky April 25, 2015

throw block

A niche slang term for playing Minecraft. The first public appearance of this term was in Nik Nocturnal's interview with Shawn "Clown" Crahan of Slipknot, the latter of whom is a notorious Minecraft enjoyer.

Person 1: "Hey bro, you down to throw block rn?"
Person 2: "Let's go throw some block man, be on in 5!"

by MetalEnjoyer438 March 28, 2024

dog-block

Ignoring the clear fact that a conflict is bigger than any one man, denying another his rightful and delicious hot dog through physical force or clever, conniving trickery. A truly dastardly act.

In a feud over a "fives" call, deciding who will win the most comfortable and convenient seat at a Supebowl party, one contestant encourages a grillmaster to deny his foe a hot dog: one variation of the dog-block.

by Michael R. Davis February 4, 2008