-1st base

Where you die before the girl evn knows you exist

Liam: dude I just got -1st base\
Tim: so that's why we're in heaven

by i'mtrumpandilovelasagna September 17, 2018

TOC Based Shooter

TOC Based Shooter, or just TOC Shooter, is any Team, Objective, Class Based shooter game, such as Overwatch, Team Fortress 2, or Paladins.

A: Hey what's your favorite game?
B: I like Overwatch!
A: oh that TOC Based Shooter?

by TheDefinateDefiner November 6, 2018

Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!

by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019

Alaskan Baseball

When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.

Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 28, 2019

Bublé base

When white people have been fucking long enough, they start listening to Micheal Bublé's christmas album together. This is the white girl's way of saying she wants to settle down.

Guy 1: What you up to?
Guy 2: Emily wants to get me in the christmas spirit, she's making me listen to some Bublé.
Guy 1: Damn, she dragged your ass right to the Bublé base.. Run!

by Rando-hobo September 7, 2019

Turn-based equality

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.

Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).

by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019

Second Base

also known as Corey Seager.

Second base defined as "I let a man get to Corey Seager on our date last night," -Kennedy

by nut4dgr July 11, 2020