fuck-bag

A fuck-bag is a guy whose asshole and mouth are used for the sexual gratification of other dudes.

Some of the cadets in the second squadron want me to be their fuck-bag!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Douche Bag

Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality.

Other Forms: Douche, Douchey

Meat heads are douche bags.

Dude, stop being a douche bag.

Dude, stop being a douche.

Dude, that was a douchey move.

by Slick Fire January 12, 2004

Bean Bagged

The art of thoroughly getting fucked over by a co-worker. His catatonic reflex to the anger directed towards him after the fucking is delt is usually enjoyed only by those who see the impersonation afterwards.

I was supposed to get relieved 20 minutes ago. Who is relieving you? Oh god no you just got Bean Bagged again.

by Palokuku June 26, 2008

bag of dicks

When a guy is being a complete asshole

John is being such a big bag of dicks tonight!

by chriss91 June 1, 2015

Bro Bag

A variation of douche bag, used to describes bros. Bro bags are most commonly found at the gym, using the mirror more than the weights. You know the type, while they're walking they glance over in the mirror, look away, then stop to do a double take. Bro bags aren't just big bros, this term can apply to scronny bros as well

(Wow, with all the bro bags at the gym lately I can actually use a machine. They use the mirror at the gym more than anything else)

by M4rquist4 January 25, 2011

sports bag

A bag in which one's partner stands whilst having sex in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.

Edward was planning a little trip to Picadilly Circus.
"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

Mystery bags

Sausages. So called because who knows what is inside. Sometimes meat. (Rare)

I had a couple of mystery bags with sauce for lunch. At least I kept the sauce down.

by Richard Kopf December 22, 2007