Tom holland

An famous person that everyone thinks he’s so attractive but his face looks like a babys face

“ hey Tom holland is hot “

“ no he looks like a baby”

by HALEEEEE February 20, 2022

Tom

Tom is an outgoing person with a 6+ inch pp on average. He loves to spend time with people, and will make you laugh. He doesn’t date much, but instead analyzes the people he likes to determine whether he can have a good relationship with them. Toms are the best boyfriend any girl could ask for, and in bed will make her wetter than the Atlantic Ocean. Toms are rational, funny, and intelligent, but most importantly they can be sexy beasts. Any girl who dates a Tom is in for a good time, that is, she will be with someone who cares deeply about her and her interests. Any girl that gets to share a bed with a Tom will be in for the wildest ride for her life.

Girl: Who’s that?
Guy: I dunno, but he seems pretty funny and smart.
Girl: Ooh, I bet he’s a Tom. They’re pretty awesome.
Guy: Did I just get dumped?

by ForTheRepublic July 18, 2020

Tom Goulden

A massive L who is bad at fortnite and has a small willy

I am playing fortnite with Tom Goulden tonight, what an L

by HuGekock69 July 27, 2022

Tom

A Tom is a way of referring to someone who has extreme cases of acne, as well as hairline issues.

James: Have you seen Abdullah recently? He is already balding at 19 and his face is covered with spots.
Jordan: I feel bad for him. He's such a Tom.

by tonypulis08 June 26, 2018

Tom brady

A man who pisses excellence . The most unfit and gangly mo for ever but litterly gives the d to everyone everytime hr faces one.cross for 22 years. His dick is definitely bigger then mine but that ok because he's brady.

Tom brady.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.

Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.

by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022

Tom

Tom is usually very large and always gay. He likes it up the ass and in the mouth!

Your such a Tom

by Dan95321 November 1, 2019

Tom Biddle

Insanely funny dirty joke or euphemism of which Tom Biddle knows hundreds.

He told this Tom Biddle joke about animals don't stutter, example... The dog jumped the fence and the kitten said fff fff fff and before the kitten could say fuck the dog at her up.

by Tom J. Biddle October 26, 2012