Happiness

A concept no one can grasp truly because we're all assholes.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I got a new car and couldn't be filled with greater happiness.
Guy 2: Dwight, you ignorant slut.

by TheGirlWithTheCurves January 22, 2019

Happy

What makes you feel all wierd and high inside. The one thing that'll bring joy to your life.

She was so happy because she felt like it.

by Beautifulkamrynnn January 22, 2019

Happy Juice

Literally just fucking semen.

Oh yes input woman here! My happy juice is coming out!

by Not a Chaggot February 10, 2019

Happy mint

Happy mint is a person that skrapes up gum from sidewalks, under tables, or any other gum thats previousley been chewed, to have the plesure of colecting or chewing it them selves.

"damn, you know that thot i met up with the other day, man it was a total turn on when i realized she was chewing gum that she found under my desk, shes a total happy mint dude"

by £xpensive February 12, 2019

psychotically happy

the game face lower ranked workers put on in retail or office environments to avoid their managers diagnosing them with an attitude problem, while the workers have to listen to pointless complaints from customers, coworkers and other professional trash

It's Valentine's Day, the government's still having a meltdown over Trump's border wall, that end user is incompetent with computers and there are random customers out there abusing cashiers about their tumultuous love lives - but everyday is the best time to be psychotically happy. It's a survival tactic

by everBSOD February 14, 2019

Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019

Does that make you happy?

It can be used as a sentence to ask if the other person is hard.

It’s also sentence that a dumb person made up to mock someone.

“Does that make you happy?”
“Yes baby”

by DumbDumbHead September 11, 2018