d-s-l

dick sucking lips

yo she got do's d-s-l's

by T-Gunz October 7, 2003

Battle L.A.

The most badass alien movie there is. It is up there with Predator and Independance day. The only thing different is that the aliens are ON THE GROUND and CAN ACTUALLY DIE.
The main characters are U.S. Marines, which amps up the badass meter even further.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Battle L.A. yet?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: I don't know you...

by Mr. Awsome, Critic, Writer etc February 9, 2012

J&L

Relationship goals

Your couple aren't J&L great

by Pseeeeudox April 27, 2017

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back

Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020

Soren L

Soren is the most amazing human being you will ever meet. You will never meet a more attractive person in your life, their eyes are more beautiful then anything and their touch can heal any broken heart. not only do they have the looks, but their personality is like nothing you’ve ever seen. they are completely unique and will never fail to make you giggle even if your feeling low. you can talk to soren about absolutely anything, they are amazing listeners. They have the biggest heart and will never do anything to hurt you. Soren is a protecter, they are very protective and will always make you feel safe and comfortable. Although they are protective, they also need protection. Soren over thinks and needs to be comforted just as they do for others. if you ever get a chance to fall in love with a soren, take it. Falling in love with soren is the most joyful experience you will ever have. Soren has a sensitive heart and needs reassurance. He has infinite love to give you if allow him to. Soren is the most trustworthy person you will meet and never will let you down. they love attention and they value their loved ones greatly. if you have a chance to hold the heart of a soren, take care of it, hold it tight and never let it go, keep soren forever and always.

“why’re you so happy”
“i got to see Soren L today”

by i love you soren 637 October 30, 2022

The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space

The best parking space in the entire parking lot, typically characterized by being closest to the entrance of the associated building; prized for its rarity.

We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.

by taodiorne March 15, 2009

T.S.L.C.

Acronym for the phrase, 'Takin' shits, lickin' clits'

Exclamatory phrase to (light-heartedly) gloat or brag.

Actually, this phrase is very versatile. It may be used to taunt, to invigorate, to congratulate, and many others.

Student 1: I heard you guys won the game last night! Nice job!
Student 2: *blushes* Hey, thanks man!
Student 3: *barges in on conversation* TAKIN' SHITS LICKIN' CLITS! *slaps Student 2 on the shoulder*

Bro 1: Hey man how was the party? Sorry, I was too busy partying with slutty lunchladies to join you.
Bro 2: ...what? Anyway, I scored with Angelina.
Bro 1: YEAH? Takin' shits lickin' clits, man! Didn't think you had it in you. Well, I did, but your parents didn't.
Bro 2: ...

Football player 1: Their team won't stand a chance. We have TEAMWORK on our side!
Football player 2: F*** YEAH! HONEYBADGERS! T.S.L.C. on three!

Team: ONE TWO THREE! TAKIN' SHITS LICKIN' CLITS! HOOAH!

by bonedryhumorous January 11, 2012