Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 01, 2020

Bag Lady

The name of the female butt. A male’s butt is a bum, so a female’s butt is a bag lady.

Often mentioned when you bump a woman’s butt by accident. “Oops, sorry I bumped your bag lady!”

by PineappleLifeGirl August 14, 2022

Reverse ladies man

Just your average Joe... the only thing is they can't get a date with there crush.

Me: "Look there is Sam with that girl he likes"
Other friend: "who cares he is a reverse ladies man"

by Lick a dic March 15, 2021

Grey Lady Effect

*Referring to Lady Helena Ravenclaw from J.K Rowling's Harry Potter*

This happens when someone (Often an offspring/friend/spouse/partner of someone famous) gets overshadowed by well... Someone famous (Like how Helena Ravenclaw was being constantly compared and overshadowed to her mother, Rowena Ravenclaw.). It results on the former being constantly compared to, bullied, underestimated or outright discriminated by clueless people based on the latter (The Famous Person), causing mental strain and low self-esteem.

To famous people who have ordinary children/friends/spouses/partners, please never give the Grey Lady effect to them. It sucks. Real bad.

Severus, son of a celebrity dad: I hate my dad. I love acting, but being constantly compared to my dad's achievements kills me.

Dyl: That's the Grey Lady effect for you.
Phyl: That sucks. Being a shadow to your dad.
Severus: I don't like it. I love my dad, but I hate the people treating me like shit because of his fame. I wish I can just be me.

by Some Guy in the Tavern December 10, 2023

Lady teeth

Guy that’s suspicious of giving guys oral; closeted; slightly effeminate acting to raise suspicion

That guys got lady teeth

by Wise old head April 19, 2021

Money Lady

Refers to Deanna Marchionda, investment advisor and entrepreneur.

The Money Lady helps local families secure their financial futures.

by Money Lady August 20, 2018

cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.

“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*

by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023