zipper cop

A married police officer who cheats on his wife

I know of at least 5 zipper cops in my time.

by NoMoneyNoBunny December 29, 2024

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slippery zipper

1: an unfaithful man (boyfriend/husband) i.e.- My husband is a slippery zipper.

2: to be sexually active (multiple partners) i.e.- that man whore has a slippery zipper.

1: When my husband drinks, he becomes one slippery zipper.

2: " I do not like that club. There are too many slippery zippers there.

by gusnado August 15, 2012

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pants zipper

a dude with a penis so small you mistaken it for his pants zipper

Girl 1: Sooo how was last night ??😏😏😏
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling 😒😒😒

by leaf shinobi August 5, 2019

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Foot zipper

The act of running ones thumb up another persons foot bottom thus a zipper motion.

Dat girls tootsies was hanging out the covers so I foot zippered her when I went to get a beer.

by Rusty felcher June 3, 2018

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the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.

Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

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snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

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