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leave me in your mother

A phrase one says when he is annoyed.
Israel: "Hey, man, let's smoke some weed!".
Zion: "ah, leave me in your mother, I gotta do my homework!".
by Jtm April 5, 2005
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up to your ass in alligators

Deep in shit way over your head.
by Wulf November 1, 2003
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In Your Dreams!

What you think and what she feels are two different things.
You may be handsome and charming, but she is NOT your 'ex'... because that would mean (at one time) you were worthy and A gentleMAN... in your dreams!

Instead, you are a... a... a word that has yet to be invented. And a big one at that!

P.S., the only way she would lay naked with you, is in a mass grave! :D
by StudMuffinNO September 10, 2013
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Sparkly Peacock in Your Pants

When one is very pissed off
Uncle Oley throws his new invention off of the table in rage because it doesn't work.
"Uncle Oley, what is wrong? Do you have a Sparkly Peacock in your Pants"-Hans
Uncle Oley punches Hans in the face
by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008
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Buy your way in

Someone who attempts to shortcut the learning process with $$$$ and in particular expensive lessons (in a vain attempt to be hip and cool). For example I learned to surf through long hours of trial and error. These kooks are buying there way in and are crowding/endangering our surf spots. Their lack of skills and understanding of rules of the lineup are resulting in beefs with the locals.
All these buy your way in types are showing up after reading the latest surf article in Men's Journal.
by lewjack April 28, 2009
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who pissed in your pencil case

Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.

similar to who shit in your cereal.
Pat: Hi bill
Bill: Fuck off
Pat: Who pissed in your pencil case!
by Crocodoodle666 May 17, 2016
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keep my name in your pussy

A phrase that a guy will say to his girl in order to try and keep her from cheating on him
Ted: "Now have fun with your friends at the lake and keep my name in your pussy!"
Lana: "Whatever, Ted. Just cause Renny is there don't mean I'll stray."
by von groovy May 10, 2019
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