you are my heart

"You are my heart" means that you are the most important person in the speaker's life. Without you, they would not be able to function, live, or carry on.

"You are my heart. If anything happened to you, I would not be OK. I would break."

by Peace, Love, and Faithfulness September 24, 2020

you are not the father

The opposite of you are the father. Meaning a male is not the biological father of a child.

Most often also heard on the Maury Show, when the girl who was banging 16 different guys at the time she got pregnant has no idea who her baby daddy is.

Unlike its counterpart, the words every guy wants to hear if they had sex with some of the nasty ho's on there.

Denise, a 17 year old mother of Shantell, is 1000% sure Elron is the father of the little girl. Elron has stated 'Dat baby don' look nutin' like me' and 'Dat girl iz a hoe!" while Denise screams at him to 'Be a man!' and "Step up to yo' responsibilitays!" Maury holds the envelope-

"When it comes to the case of 2-year old Shantell, Elron...you are NOT the father!"

*Elron then stands up overjoyed and elated, and calls Denise a hoe, slut, and bitch or other similar words as she runs off crying. Elron then whoops it up with the crowd while Denise screams in agony

by ACG2x September 8, 2004

Ha Ha, Charade you are!

a line in the song "Pigs", from the Pink Floyd album {Animals. The band is making fun at British politicians, although the sentiments can be applied just about anywhere.

You bus stop ratbag. Ha Ha, Charade you are!
You fucked up old hag! Ha Ha, Charade you are!

... hand over heart ... I'd say you're a laugh ...
but you're really a cryyyyyy-iii-iiiiyyyyyyyyyyy

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2007

You are not the father

The words that every man loves to hear!

Maury: I hold in my hand the results to the paternity test and...

Cole: *sweating*

Maury: Cole You are not the father!

Cole: I told you bitch I wasn't!

by Ari Shaffir September 25, 2011

I can tell you are doing it

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!

by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020

You are entitled to your opinion

Considered a safe phrase
1. To agree to disagree
2. You have the right to your opinion, but at the same time go fuck yourself; and the horse you road up on

Person 1:
"I don't care to much for your overused phrases"

Person 2:
"Well, you are entitled to your opinion"

Person 1:
Yes, indeed I am.

playing it safe....huh?

by Therealbigrichard July 22, 2014

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by TripleAron May 17, 2022