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Racist yoga

When a racist person does yoga
That racist person just stretched it was racist yoga
Racist yoga by Lin Gui Ni January 23, 2020
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irish yoga

when after a long night of drinking, you find yourself slumped over, in a ball, leaning over a table, facedown in a pile of mud, or doing anything resembling a popular yoga pose.
"man did you see him last night? he got soooo crazy, hes so good at irish yoga"
irish yoga by alehandro morvian March 18, 2013

Jean Yoga 

The stretches and positions you do when trying to quickly break-in a new or freshly washed pair of jeans to make them comfortable.
I pulled these jeans straight out of the dryer and forgot to do my jean yoga. Now they're riding up my crotch.
Jean Yoga by BigJoeT December 4, 2010

Big Yoga 

Big Yoga is an adapted yoga program, developed by Yoga expert Meera Patricia Kerr, that makes Yoga accessible to anyone challenged by extra weight, stiffness, injury or neglect.
Big Yoga is for Every-Body!
Big Yoga is not your daughter's yoga!
Big Yoga by Pete64 December 7, 2011

GoldBond Yoga

Generally a morning ritual, the act of thoroughly powdering your's (and/or other's) genitals before getting dressed.

*Think: like a baby getting his/her diaper changed, legs up!
"Dude, the humidity is giving me a rash, I need to practice GoldBond Yoga"
GoldBond Yoga by EL G September 25, 2014

penis yoga 

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga
Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?
penis yoga by strangest.things October 7, 2015