yank the turkey

yank the turkey means you put your hand around your penis and ejaculate.
southern slang term

yank the turkey is when you place your hand/s around your penis and ejaculate.

by Bobby Booba February 19, 2009

yanking your cock

Basically when someone says something just to fuck with you, and it turns out to be a lie.

Khloe: "Hey babe, my hot friend wants to come over and have a threesome with us."
Ryan: "What? Really?!"
Khloe: "Hahahahaha no bitch. I'm just yanking your cock."
Ryan: "Fuck you hoe, that ain't cool."

by swagpimpdaddy October 7, 2013

Yanked my dog

1. To piss someone off extremely bad
2. (Verb) The act of pissing someone off. Dog refers to ones penis and the yanking of implies how uncomfortable it is when someone yanks it
3. A phrase often used to express frustration and anger

PD2K: I let Bill borrow my car the other day and he forgot to take the parking brake off and drove all over town with it

Chode: Wow! I bet that yanked your dog

PD2K: Na bro. It really fucking yanked my dog

by cornholous February 19, 2010

yanking his doodle

Playing with your penis, masturbating.

I walked in on my brother yanking his doodle.

by Dusty C December 30, 2007

Yank the nut out

While sucking on his dick, as his nut slowly builds up and pumps up his dick/pipe, yank the nut out/tug it out with your throat,hand and tongue force while he screams, until it’s all gone.

Oh my god, damn bitch I’m about to Nut. Ahhhhh fuck, it’s coming... yank the nut out like that.

by Eat my ass swallow my dick May 24, 2019

yank one's chain

to fool or kid someone; to pull a fast one

I won? Seriously? Are you yanking my chain?

by humuhumu February 25, 2004

yanking your balls

A saying when someone is joking with you

2 a girl is sucking on a guys balls

Dude I'm just yanking your balls

2 you yanked my balls so good last night

by ohkillem November 9, 2014