Side winder

When your penis must be tucked to the side when wearing dress pants or slacks to avoid a bulge at a formal event

Jimmy you need to side winder that hog!

by Boxmuncher829 September 21, 2023

Shit Winker

A term describing the anus or someone who is being rude or belligerent. Someone who is an Asshole.

When labelling an abrasive person...
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"

When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"

by GodofBloodletting February 11, 2025

Stinky Winker

Is the action of two bros pressing each other's assholes together and puckering.

"My friend and I were drunk, and gave each other Stinky Winkers."

"That reminds me of the time I received a Stinky Winker."

Bro 1:"Hey. What are you doing tonight.

Bro 2: Oh you, know Stink Winking."

by Wink Stink Steve October 9, 2025

Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.

Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024