wiggle wottler

a little bean used in cooking soufflé which every once and a while comes along and eats you

"yesterday I cooked a wiggle wottler, I was lucky it didn't eat me"

by wth@cobblebubble August 13, 2022

Joseph Wetter

This definition will be divided into two half’s. This guy has the ability to become the greatest person in the world and succeed in everything they could ever imagine and is just a great person overall. But, on the other hand, they are a horrible person, treat others unkindly without thinking first, and are always horny. This person is a slob and lazy too. They love music, so much that they will probably play a musical instrument or sing at some point in their life. Basically, you combine the perfect person and then you throw in the bad attributes to get Joseph Wetter.

Gosh, I hate this Joseph Wetter guy! But, then again, this could just be how he acts on the outside.

by Egg Man 713 March 22, 2024

Blow Wetter

A rechargeable dildo that looks like a handheld hair care appliance.

Oh kids! That’s just my blow dryer, put that back. Later that day…. “OMG Allison can you believe my kids found my dildo. I told them it was a blow wetter.”

by the creeper May 14, 2025