jean weiner

The bunching in the area of your crotch, making it look like you have a boner.

Damn, look at his jean weiner.

or

I don't want to move my hands because I am embarassed by my jean weiner. IT'S JUST THE WAY THE PANTS FIT WHEN I AM SITTING!

or

I wish my real weiner was as big as my jean weiner

by Mandoooo March 5, 2008

Rapid Weiner Wacking

When a multitude of guys, usually gay, smack their wieners against their friends’ wieners at a very fast pace. They tend to all join together in a circular formation to begin the game. Traditionally, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins. (Bruises and lost pubic hair should be expected)

Hey bro, wanna do some Rapid Weiner Wacking with the bros tonight?

by Jacob Price February 7, 2018

Anthony weimer

Anthony weimer is kid with aspburgers who also likes to Wear a baker mayfield jersey and talk about baker or the Cleveland browns 247 even if his facts are wrong.

Example dude have you seen that fat ass kid who wears the baker Mayfield jerseys yeah he said that Baker Mayfield is better than any other NFL athlete combined Anthony weimer

by Joe weimer January 10, 2019

Beaner With A Small Weiner

It’s a Mexican that is rumored to have a small peepee

Oh look it’s the “Beaner with a small weiner!”

by idwer May 27, 2018

weiner

A common misspelling of wiener.

weiner cousins

by iocaoo November 17, 2009

weiner boy

a weiner boy is someone who likes to have a good old suck on a sausage

sharkey is a weiner boy

by michael sharkey November 17, 2003

Weiner pants

The condition in which a male finds his erect penis straining to escape from the clothing around it.

Named in honor of Representative Anthony Weiner.

Damn girl! That dress you've got on is giving me a serious case of the Weiner pants.

by Blaknail June 18, 2011