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ski bum

a skiier, usually male, in his late 30's or older, who generally spends the entirety of his life at ski resorts. the rest of his life is spent sharpening skis or purchasing skis on eBay. alternatively, he coaches a high school ski team.
"yo bill is such a ski bum"
"yeah dude he doesn't do anything but ski"
by jer April 22, 2005
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Kike Skiing

Putting jews in a body of water, and with a jet-ski run them over repeatedly.
Me and my friends caught some jews in a net, threw them in a body of water, and went kike skiing.
by hockeyhitter22 September 13, 2010
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Snow Skiing

According to many, snow skiing is quite possibly the most liberating activity known to mankind. It takes place during the wintertime when a person straps 2 long boards onto their feet and uses them to go down the mountain.

Considered by ALL skiers to be better than snowboarding (even those who have boarded before) because the tricks look sicker, the speed is faster, and it is much more fun to bomb through the powder. Plus you dont sit around on the cold snow, take off and reattatch your boots in the lift line, or worry if chicks will get on you. It is also much more versatile when dealing with tree runs and making minute corrections to dodge punk boarders that sit on their asses right below knolls waiting to be taken out.
snowboarder 1: "dude! did you see that skier's 540 rodeo with an iron cross?!"

snowboarder 2: "yeah! it was the sickest thing ever!"

snowboarder 1: "yeah...he pulls all the bitches. i wish i was snow skiing instead of conforming to snowboarding like everyone else."
by wetbutter October 22, 2008
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Ski Patrol

Don't talk to that girl, she's so ski patrol.
by Zaluu July 6, 2010
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Ski Patrol

A person who helps injured people on at a ski area
The ski patroller named Elsa helped me when I broke my leg at Nashoba Valley
by Kev dawg January 22, 2017
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ski weekend

Signifies that a man is planning to have(or did have) a lot of sex over the weekend. Usually accompanied with hand/arm gestures simulating the use of poles while skiing.
Jack's girlfriend is arriving this friday, so he is going on a ski weekend.
by John Greeb May 15, 2005
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going skiing

doing coke....... hello?
by howboutme August 11, 2006
mugGet the going skiingmug.

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