Vongoloide

Vongoloide (sostantivo/agg.)

Termine goliardico e ironico usato per descrivere una persona momentaneamente distratta, spaesata o lenta a comprendere una situazione, spesso con atteggiamento immobile e sguardo nel vuoto — un po’ come una vongola che osserva il mondo senza reagire.

Non indica una reale mancanza di intelligenza, ma viene utilizzato in modo scherzoso tra amici per sottolineare un momento di “crash mentale” o di totale disconnessione dalla realtà.

“Ti sto parlando da cinque minuti e tu niente… sei proprio un vongoloide oggi!”

by lenone_ February 17, 2026

vlonej4cket

cute twink with comfortably above average penis and makes fire beats

“yo vlonej4cket so hard bro”

by vlonej4cket June 16, 2025

Vlogprovoker

Vlogprovoker: A content creator, such as a YouTuber, TikToker, auditor, or online prankster, who films individuals in public spaces without consent, aiming to provoke conflict for the sake of views and engagement. This behavior often leads to misunderstandings, legal issues, and potential physical harm, as those filmed may react defensively, believing their rights are being violated.

Frank: "Hey Lee, did you catch that video on YouTube of Charlie Veitch that Vlogprovoker and his bodyguard ? You know, the one where he kicked and slaps that bloke that got really pissed off for filming him and came after him looking like he was going to stab him ?
Lee:"Yeah, I saw that! It was really good; I couldn’t stop watching it. I must've watched it over ten times! It went proper viral. That Charlie Veitch, he's such a vlog provoker, isn’t he LOL?"

by Jamie Cheese November 5, 2025

Backup Vlogger

The term used for the people who appear as extras in the background of peoples Vlogs to provide atmosphere.

Yo man I need some Backup Vloggers for my next Vlog.

by Roid Ranger January 2, 2008

Alley Vlogiannitis

A very small but cute girl, most of the time has a very nice bum and large tits. Alleys tend to only be good at one sport, soccer. They complain a lot and think that the whole world is against them, when this definitely is not the case. They also have trouble with guys, many guys like them but they can never pick the right one. Also, in school they suck up to teachers as much as possible even though they think teachers hate them also.

Dude, that girl was fit like an Alley Vlogiannitis" or "Man, that girl needs to stop being an Alley Vlogiannitis and stop sucking up to the teacher"

by lennyd November 21, 2010

THE VLOGBEAST

AWESOME YOUTUBER YOU SHOD GO SUBSCRIBE TO
WITH THE BLACK AND GREEN LOGO

SUBCRIBE TO THE VLOGBEAST

by The VLOGBEAST January 11, 2018

vicli vlog

A dumb asian youtuber who is so savage he can make forts and play hide and seek without every getting asked to leave by security. He is friends with a boy called Jeff Hiro.

I just watched the new fort video from vicli vlog!

by oppaoa June 11, 2018