Shitting Twinkies

How you feel when you are or were really scared of something, someone or an event.

Man....when those two Pit Bulls chased me, I was shitting twinkies! I thought for sure I was going to get a mauled!

by Bigdog1973 August 11, 2011

Twinkie Defense

A defense tactic which seeks to excuse someone's behavior by evading responsibility. In the actual case, the defense effectively blamed the actions of the defendant on too much sugar derived from eating Twinkies.

I am not buying into your Twinkie Defense.

by CDA gf November 09, 2009

nigger twinkie

After a person gets fucked in the ass they have cum filled turds aka nigger twinkies

After Sue got fucked in the ass she took a massive slam and had 6 small nigger twinkies

by Bill Frosby January 05, 2007

Reverse Twinkie

A person who is usually white that acts like, or wishes they were of the asian persuasion.

Lee: Did you see Jim's Manga and Anime collection?
Ping: Ya I know, it's huge!
Lee: He's Such a reverse twinkie!

by Erika Nakagawa May 27, 2008

Atomic Twinkie

When a girl poops in a guy's hand then the guy shoves his fist up her ass and releases the turd inside of her butthole.

Kelly came home last night complaining about butt pains, when her roommate asked why she said that Keaun gave her the hardest Atomic Twinkie of her life.

by Genius, Circles, Jebus February 09, 2011

california twinkie

when a male ejaculates in between a white females breasts and motorboats her

yeh dude, i gave that chick a fuckin california twinkie then she sucked mah dick! :D

by tikitikiwoo840 April 11, 2009

Human Twinkie

The act of cumming into someone's ass during anal intercourse. Similar to the way a Twinkie is filled with cream.

Person 1: "I was pounding this bitch last night, I gave made her a human twinkie!"
Person 2: "gross."

by Kebi69 April 18, 2017