Twisted Jen

When someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans penis and proceeds to twist it back and forth

David: "I've been pissing sideways for days."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."

by FuckYouBrando November 19, 2017

Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.

Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!

by Lothar December 14, 2017

Toasted

To get so high that your running in circles yelling "mom wheres my lizard"

Sorry poliecemans i was wayyy to damn "Toasted" to hear what u was sayin

by EDP456 December 20, 2018

ToastedNoodle

A storytime animator that makes content on YouTube. He basically draws stick figures and is also a little bit cute too.

Do you like ToastedNoodle ?

by Sid.uwu January 23, 2019

twisted society

Twisted society is a place we live in, but only voluntarily. We live in it everyday. People escape regular society to become part of a twisted society in order to feel euphoria and happiness. Not just to be gathered by cars. But to come together as a society in a form of common interest

Aye man twisted society is a better place than regular society. Look it up and you’ll see what I mean

by Twisted Society June 23, 2020

toasted plum

The brown part of the anus.

Hey man, wanna eat my toasted plum? It’s not gay if we keep our socks on!

by ZionTheIcon July 13, 2020

Twisted Teabag

When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.

We tried the Twisted Teabag last night, and my girlfriend got a concussion.

by RealCraigles January 12, 2021