lurp trout

a tweeker who snoops through your shit

Keep that lurp trout out of my garage

by EmilyCoSpgs February 28, 2009

brown trout

Better if coupled with "Corn-Eyed-Brown-Trout

I layed a massive Corn-Eyed-Brown-Trout into the shitter.

by Duffy June 4, 2004

Trout Slap

The act of tapping or slapping the head of ones penis on the pubic region of a female including but not limited to: the Prepuce, Clitoris, Labia Menora, or Labia Majora. Derived from the sound a struggling trout makes while flopping around on land. One can replicate the sound of a trout slap by taking their index and middle finger and striking them across the palm of the opposite hand repeatedly.

No man, I didn't get it in... I just trout slapped her.

by Rodney123456789 August 13, 2011

sewer trout

A scuzzy, smut infested woman who smells like piss and vinegar, and may or may not be whoring herself out for methamphetamine.

"Looks like Percy got some sewer trout!"

by the real who? September 28, 2006

trouser trout

A penis, particularly one being masturbated.

Hey, that guys skinning the trouser trout

by Goos January 26, 2006

Trout Slap

The act of slapping someone - usually across the facial region - with a wet penis or a representation thereof.

Oh dayum, he totally just got trout slapped!!

by Bodacious Wan September 24, 2007

Land Trout

The incredible furry of the land trout can destroy everything.
Land trout is a trout that sprouted legs and walks on land. It is a very vicious force to be reckoned with and shouldn't be attacked or even looked at.

The animal is a joke on the Play station community especially in the kill zone barracks.

So i was walking around in the forest and i saw a land trout stalking me i quickly dove into the water, to escape the trout, but i saw an aquatic grizzly.....and right then and there i knew i was screwed luckily they attacked each other(for they are mortal enemies), and i escaped

by Sixx Bird March 23, 2010