Pressure-Treasure 

Ever wondered how it will feel like ejaculating but nothing coming out?
Well now you can, introducing Pressure-Treasure.
Simply install the tip of a Q-Tip inside your pee hole and start choking the rooster. When your done just simply remove the Q-Tip and toss away. No more mess to clean up!!!
How does this work?
Well the Q-Tip stops the sperm from ever leaving your body, and your body swallows the sperm back due to pressure.

*Warning Don't Try This At Home, You Will Die!!!*

"No more toilet paper? Fuck!!! I need to cum so badly!!! Oh there's a Q-Tip right there. (Installed Q-Tip). Oh yeah aahhh, it feels so good. Oh I'm cumming, I'm cumming!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
There you go,no more clean up."

He died after for trying this.
Dont do Pressure-Treasure unless you're serious!!!

Pressure-Treasure by What Boner? July 11, 2011

buried treasure 

While you're banging her from behind, right when you're about to bust, you thumb a quarter into her asshole, then you pull out and drive it into her muddy starfish, and you blow all up in her ass.

My girlfriend slapped me again when I attempted to complete the buried treasure.

buried treasure by ghillie June 30, 2007

hidden treasure

When your pubic hairs are longer than your dick and you often have to search to find it.

brad martin was rummaging through his groin area when he found his hidden treasure (2.5 inches)

hidden treasure by g-sauce May 10, 2003

build a boat for treasure 

build a boat for treasure is among of the populat game on roblox. build a boat for treasure (babft) is a building game where you have to build something and hope you have strong enough blocks to get to the end. by surviving to the end you will get a gold block everytime u get to the treasure. You can also build super detailed stuff using the scalling tool which is around 9000 gold in shop.

yooo dude i just built a super detailed boat in build a boat for treasure only using titanium blocks!!! its amazing

build a boat for treasure by notlemonthekiller November 1, 2020

bombard the toilet with treasure 

To take a shit, usually a massive one

I gotta go bombard the toilet with treasure!

bombard the toilet with treasure by p00 July 20, 2006

Stinky Treasure 

(Adj.) A rather disturbing prank that involves confusing the victim by giving him/her money that smells of feces. There are several ways to do this:

-By rubbing the coin or bill on and around the prankster's ass after a hard bowel movement. The prankster would rub all of the shit off their ass with the coin/bill until it's coated with shit or at least until there's no more shit on his or her's ass.
-Forcing the coin or bill in the prankster's rectum before having a bowel movement, then forcing the shit down in the toilet, then manually finding the money in the pile of butt paste that is usually caused after shitting the money out.
Then after doing either of the above, the prankster would have to wipe off any remaining traces from the money, lest the prankster risk having the victim suspect anything. Later when the prankster gives his/her victim the money, he/she will be shocked and disgusted by the *awful smell of the money.

*smell may vary

(noun) Money that smells terrible, usually carrying the smell of shit.

Mr. 1 laughed his ass off from how Mr. 2 reacted to the smell of the stinky treasure Mr. 1 gave him.

Stinky Treasure by Chdonga November 22, 2009

bury the treasure 

when gay men have anal sex

Those two are gonna go home and play bury the treasure. FAGS!

bury the treasure by CCpt. Obvious April 1, 2003