Townie

A person from the suburbs

That stupid townie brought his 5 kids on the metro.

by 🐺 June 18, 2021

townies

yes townies wear cheap shit and follow the fasion in the shops all though they usually have stolen or snide ones
they sit on street corners pissed out there heads useing every excuse to say shit fuck bollocks, start a fight or shag the next random gal they see.

townie 1- that bird fit how old tou think she is?
Townie two- about are age 16 maybe
Townie 1 oh shit bit to old for me then

by sassy babe November 28, 2004

townies

strange people the rol their trousers into their socks and wear baseball caps half way pointing into the sky.
Hated by most, even their own, and always seem to want to start fights. They do not like greebos and greebos dont like them. they are basically dick heads that no-one likes.

yeah, that townie started on me the other day

by JEBMAN-bournemouth September 17, 2003

Townie

A term used by locals in New England towns to distinguish themselves from the hordes of tourists who flood their towns every summer. Townies are not necessarily natives, just the working class citizens of a New England tourist town.

Unlike Townies in a college town, Townies in a tourist town hold the term in high regard.

We hang out at Geno's because it's a townie bar.

Townie's avoid the Old Port (Portland Maine) in the summer because of all the inlanders and Mass-holes are always asking for directions.

by dangerwilrobinson July 13, 2010

Townie

Well, lets start with the obvious shall we, a townie is from the TOWN. they have rules to which they must adhere at all times to avoid being 'fuckin' batad' by their 'cru'. contrary to popular belief, townies to do not favour buying cheap, tacky fake jewellery or 'bling' at argos, as this would be far to expensive. instead they head to the local market where they use their natural townie or chav instincts to search out and obtain the biggest knuckle duster they can find. Whilst 'daan da markit' they may also spy a rather fetching 'trackie' possibly of neon colouring and fake branding (ie. nuke, adidat etc) they will purchase this outfit and wear it, trousers being tucked into their socks. Those amongst them who dare to be different (heaven forbid) may wear, along with said tracksuit bottoms, a jacket embroidered with the words 'boston', 'babe' etc. The females of this species (origins are uncertain, although scientists are doing research) will wear their hair scraped back on their heads. It is also very likely they will have used the contents of Boots’ stock room of hairspray so not one lump or bump is visible. The males will not have this problem as they have no hair, simply a shaved head and a cap placed carefully at 90 degrees to their empty heads. (they must also have a black eye so as to gain the respec of their ‘posse’) Finally, if you are unable to spot a townie, hang around a group of mopeds and soon enough, their owners (being townies) will saunter bak, wankered on cheap cider but pretending (cuz they’re hard) that they’re sober. They will spot you and start walking over (the distinctive ‘i’ve got a shit trying to escape from my back passage’ walk) claiming they’re gonna ‘fuckin batta ya’ if you don’t move away from they’re “expensive transportation”. This is your clue to laugh and then floor them if they piss you off a bit. Or if you’re just a bit bored.

example = any loser who can't understand words with more than one syllable.

by ben dover September 29, 2004

Townie

A low life individual who "start" on anyone who they see fit without any sense of morality. They are always on the wrong side of the law, but never seem to get into trouble. They take great pleasure in beating up "Greebo's" and "Goths" (Pronouced Sweaty greebs and dirty goffics by them) They all seem to be in one big family, and it seems that if you hit one you hit them all

"Ey you dirty goffic 'ittin me, I'm gonna get me grandad's sister's auntie's nephew's brother's cousin's son's bruva on ya"

by broken_heartagram January 20, 2004

townies

A cancer of the working class of britain. which has unfortunatly spread to most youths.
they originate from the american 'gangstas' who they copied in the 90s.
they breed near the closest jd/jjb/first sport for their favorite nike etc fashion.
stealing money is for profit, phones are for sport.

'YO blud wat hav u got for me!'
'i saw that fone...3310 dats a liberty. cum bak wit a better fone!'

by Leseid Nov January 30, 2005