tool

tool: Someone who gels their hair, takes pictures of themselves in the mirror with their shirts off wearing a flat bill and if they have a shirt on it has a very large logo on it. Also a tool thinks he is the shit and can disrespect women and that all women want him and he is too cool to realize him and his friends (usually other tools) are not liked

That kid is such a tool taking pics of himself and making it his myspace pic

by updog15 March 15, 2010

tool

A person who everyone hates. What is a tool? Tools are people who receives their personality traits form watching a shit ton of Disney channel. They basically act like the stereotypical Mormon. Their name came about by the fact that you can easily manipulate these people into doing some shit like giving you money, car, a fucking blow job etc. You probably want to tell this guy to go jack somewhere else but ypu just can't, something is holding you back. These people are extremely peppy to the point where it's fucking disturbing. Listen, be a pretty decent guy/gal and just ignore these people. Quick PSA.

Aaron: Hey.
Jerad: Hey...... aw shit, here comes that tool
Tool" Hey guys, are you having fun Cause I sure am!
Just be a decent person and just ignore them.

by Mr.Big dick Jones May 7, 2016

Tool

A wanna-be bad-ass who has a goatee, drives a rusted out firebird, and quite possibly works at Maceroni Grill, or Abercrombie, or other such Tool Locations.

"Wow, Tylers growing a goatee? What a tool!"

by bmk. November 18, 2009

Tool

One who sits in the back of a physics class next to a basketball star. He is the one who copies everything he does to try to get attention. He thinks he is the greatest kid in the world, but actually he isnt. He is the kind of kid who would walk in the pouring rain just to wear someone else's shoes. And, he would be the kid to get upset with 2 A's and 2 A-'s

Zeke walked into school from the pouring rain. He wanted to wear Malcolm's shoes. He is a tool.

by tytyt434 November 21, 2009

tool

a complete bro. hes a boss and the tools in his/hers toolshed dont agree with him/her. (vicki)

Aqeel is such a tool and his tools don't agree.

by aqeelisaboss July 6, 2011

Tool

A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.

Paul a.k.a Tool - “Coco... go get the ball dummy!!!”

by CMSTAFF June 16, 2018

Tool

If post nut clarity were a band

"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, how may I be of service?"

"I listened to every tool song last night, I now understand space, and I finally understand that we are essentially, one mind, experiencing itself through personal experiences."

"Sir, is a McDonalds"

by I'm12yearsoldlol December 5, 2021