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canadian toaster

Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter
Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?
by 404handle July 28, 2016
mugGet the canadian toastermug.

noodles in a toaster

The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.
hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.
by dicklicker06 August 18, 2021
mugGet the noodles in a toastermug.

koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.
by gnostic3 December 27, 2019
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Beatrice Toaster

hmmmm where do i start...Beatrice Toaster is one crazy mothertrucker. Beatrice is the wife of Steveanie Toaster. Beatrice loves potassium. Toaster says a 1000 bananas is equal to one human life. Beatrice is thought of as a sword by others since she is in fact a cereal killer. Toaster will kill anyone that stands in the her way. Toaster will tell people to go die as a fun greeting for all.
Person 1:Hello Beatrice! How are you doing this fine day?
Beatrice Toaster: .....GO DIEEEEEEEEEEE.....
Person 2: oh that’s just Beatrice Toaster being good old Beatrice Toaster
by young gen c December 2, 2019
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toaster strudel

Act of busting a fat nut on a girls stomach as though spreading the frosting on some toaster strudel
-Can I cum inside you?
-Ew no just give me a toaster strudel
by white iverson October 9, 2016
mugGet the toaster strudelmug.

Toaster Strudel

When a small angry French man ejaculates all over his own tummy when sexually frustrated.
Amie was very upset that he wasn't getting enough attention from his partner so he decided to toaster strudel himself to satisfy his needs.
by Unhinged Office Bandit March 10, 2023
mugGet the Toaster Strudelmug.

toaster sunday

the national holiday signifying the rebirth and resurrection of toast cans that occurred on november 28th.
“omg it’s toaster sunday!”
“happy toaster sunday toast cans!”
“and on this day, god reserected toast cans and toaster sunday was born.”
by toast mads 2.0 July 3, 2021
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