by Muh Shell February 25, 2021

When a person with a really long tongue performs oral sex in a manner much like a toad eating a fly.
" I just got toad head from Gene Simmons. Best and weirdest experience of my life"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"
by Pho Kyu December 4, 2017

by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012

marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead
by tk191 June 23, 2010

The sexual act of placing pickle juice in your lovers bunghole and then spraying it on you then shit spraying you
by Toadman 420 June 27, 2021

Short for "Totally Retarded". Used to describe something that is inexplicably stupid, pointless, or nonsensical.
Diego: Dude this is toads re! I can't believe the cops came and busted up another one of my parties.
Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!
Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!
by The Executive Council August 14, 2008
