Scran the hoop

Anything in the way of eating or licking someone’s anus or having it done to you.
Missed out on my dinner earlier. Oh well. I think my girls coming over I’ll scran the hoop.
by Pseudowho69 April 24, 2021
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hoop dance

A new style of dance that has been around for posssibly ten years. It incorporates hula hooping into a dance workout that is fun, feminine and sexy. Maily, viewed at music festivals and clubs.
"The hoop dancers were dancing freely to the music at the festival."
by wild*daisies February 03, 2010
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hoop dog

Expresses excitement for something. Similar to "right on!"
- Yo, man, the court's free, let's shoot us some baskets.
- Hoop dog!
by Christopher Hart January 24, 2006
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hoop shute

An asshole or vagina that is so large only a basketball could have passed through it to make it that big.
"Sarah has one hell of a hoop shute."

"I fisted that hoop shute."
by John McNally April 25, 2008
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hoop scum

shamrock rovers are hoop scum
by anti hoop August 02, 2011
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Butt Hoops

A sport originating from select groups of the natives around the Amazon river where people jump through hoops butt first.
Tanto and Sasqatchwan and I were thinking of going out to a game of butt hoops a little later.
by Mysteriousdoor June 06, 2010
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Scoop and Hoop

To shit in the shower, and throw it in the toilet as if the shit was a basketball, and the toilet was a basketball hoop.
What do I do when I have to shit in the shower, man?

Oh, just go for that scoop and hoop.
by Santans May 17, 2016
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