joe and josh pryer engage in pooping on each other to preform a secret and religious sexual act. you can also add other members such as ben fine to this act where he will make love to him self by rubbing josh's poop all over his face and mouth and creating a charli and the chocolate factory feel to the hole jap sket enviroment. Josh Pryer usually performs this act solo with dead animal bodies, such as young supple brown and white dogs called ted, he love jap sketting up the ass
by Josh Pryer March 29, 2013
by R-J July 26, 2005
Farting technique. You have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you massive flatulence. Your relationship hasn't developed well enough for you to grout in her presence so........as a massive bubble drops into place you
pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.
pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.
She was a right bobby dazzeler and sod's law I had a massive
shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!
shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!
by Brucester September 10, 2006
Derived from the famous phrase " Porch Monkey " a balcony jap is a JAP that sits in her fucking mansion or on her fucking balcony all day... a Balcony JAP doesnt hafta be Jewish... but she has to be a fucking rich girl that is spoiled outta her mind... it may infact be the ultimite dissing.. caution in using this one... it could get u into trouble... only use it under serious circumstances
hey jon, lets go down to Molly's house and throw rocks into her balcony window which is trimmed in gold and silver and has ribbons and rich on it
by APugs July 09, 2004
the snatch of a Jewish American Princess that's stuffed with a folded up piece of paper with a fortune on it.....like a fortune cookie.
Like when you say......"hey bitch.....wanna play JAP GAP and tell me my fortune by letting me pull it out with my tongue"??
by Lifetimeriches April 15, 2011
People often refer to the penis of either human or animal as the jap-stick, most oftenly used on the hit comedy show of 'Skins' televised on Channel4, E4 and E4+1
by Rick Purves May 23, 2007
by Liam Ohung September 22, 2017