Ashlee Simpson Threshold

n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response of, preferring to listen to the music of Ashlee Simpson.

I cannot listen to Green Day, Coldplay, or the Killers anymore. They have all breached my Ashlee Simpson Threshold.

by Mike MacLellan Esq. June 21, 2006

sex threat

to make a threat of having sex, or much more frighteningly, of not.
can be used to create arousal or a joke
but also in times of anger and for punishment.

guy- if you don't stop being such a naughty girl i'm gonna have to fuck you.
girl- ooh is that a sex threat?
guy- do you want it to be?

funny guy- jenny if you don't stop talking to me i may have to take you right here!
jenny- what, in the middle of a library?
funny guy- we could build a fort out of self-help books for privacy.
jenny- alright alright! stop with the sex threats, please! read your stupid book.

jim- i'm sick of you always being out late karen! no more sex for a month!
karen- you're sex threatening me?! that is ridiculous!
jim- deal with it baby!

by pen15clubber October 23, 2007

Thristed

When you are high, drunk, and coked out.

That weed, liquor, and coke has got me all kinds of thristed.

by pbizz May 30, 2011

e-threats

When a chat room member on myspace or some other net meeting place, determined to save face after being totally cussed out, threatens to come around and attack/kill you or your mum/dad/cat/dog/budgie, even though they have absolutely noooooooo idea who you are or where you're at :-D

xyz has just entered the room
abc has just joined the room
^Freddy Flinstone: Your mum's ugly
&**Shinester****£: I'm gonna fuck you up, you watch
^Freddy Flinstone: OMG, LMFAO - e-threats, whatever, like
you even know where I live LOL
Sssexy-Meeee.....: LOL

by ubergeekchic March 28, 2007

Pelvic Thrust Thursday

Its pretty self explanatory.

You greet your friends with a pelvic thrust rather than a handshake.

"I pledge allegiance to pelvic thrust Thursday!"

"Happy pelvic thrust Thursday!"

by CHEESE BLARGHINS! January 16, 2010

Miyagi Triple Threat

The Miyagi triple threat is a unique way to pleasure your woman. It produces extreme and powerful orgasms for her. It is performed by licking her clitoris, while simultaneously rubbing her washboard or G-spot (Note: insert finger into her vagina and rub on the upper wall of her vagina and you will feel the washboard) all while rubbing the outside of her pubic bone, directly above your inserted finger in the opposite direction. (i.e. wax on, wax off for both hands). In a short time this will produce a mind blowing orgasm for her. WARNING: this method has been known to cause coital incontinence, so please make sure your woman empties her bladder before attempting.

Gave my girl the Miyagi Triple Threat last night, and man did she cum hard!

by TeamJimmy September 1, 2011

Llama Thrust

Going intense speeds, Doing something crazy or all around epic

I'm about to Llama Thrust this bitch
I was Llama Thrusting through the 6 with my woes

by KingLlamaDon April 25, 2015