Clit Tac

An odor disguising feminine product that briefly masks the scent of bad pussy.

Damn Ms. Walleye, you need a Clit Tac!

by R-Dickulous December 29, 2018

Liquor Clit

The female equivalent to Whiskey Dick

He couldn't get it up because of his whiskey dick, I did not care because I was experiencing Liquor Clit. (Too much alcohol to enjoy sex).

by beachbonbon April 1, 2015

carrot clit

basically when you get period blood stuck in your pubes and it gets all irritated.

oh my god i forgot to shower and now i have carrot clit!

by poodiarrheaonmylegs May 13, 2021

Blue clit

A sharp pulsing pain in in the C from being tentilated.

When the ho-ha is hungry but doesn't get the D. She get blue clit.

by Todi5 February 21, 2018

Schrodinger's Clit

When your crush sends you a picture and for a blissful moment before you open it it exists as both a nude and not a nude.

A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger

Erwin: I still haven't opened Dee's Snap in case it's a nude.

Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?

Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit

by DoctorNumbers January 5, 2021

Mouth Clit

the small flap of skin connecting the upper gum to the inside of the upper lip in the middle. May only be referred to as a mouth clit if the flap of skin is prominent in a person's smile.

Dude, have you seen the little nub under emily's lip when she smiles?
Yeah dude, that's her mouth clit.

by WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEW May 6, 2011

Monkey Clit

When her clit is so loose and flappy that it kinda just hangs there and looks like a monkey swinging through the jungle.

Darius: Did you fuck Jolene?
Chase: No she got that monkey clit

by Yabagoot May 13, 2018