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Rumble-taint

Noun. A widely used term for behavior that redefines thunder-cuntery, specifically in the steampunk genre. Rumbletaint is literally an infectious disease, a horrible VD, a composite of the Clap, Crabs and Lead-Based-Paint-Poisoning from polishing the undersides of poseurs' zeppelins … with your mouth.
Oh dear Christ! I hung out with some uptight steampunks and caught me the rumble-taint! My junk is colors I don't have words for!!!!

That she-bitch gives me the shivers, I smell a bad case of the rumble-taint!
by A Count Named Slick-Brass November 28, 2010
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mosh pit taint

Two separate mosh pits divided by a line of douche bags who refuse to mosh
There's a mosh pit over here and a mosh pit over there, but you bunch of douche bag mosh pit taint are getting in the way, just pick a f'ing side
by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009
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Taint Baker

When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.
Man bruh, that was such a good light I think you got a taint baker off that.
by klillzle February 15, 2009
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taint master

one who reigns over all taints. hairy and non.
by sama April 28, 2003
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taint paint

To thoroughly tongue the area between a person's genitalia and their anus.
Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.
by Migrainiac January 6, 2006
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Tainty Nine

Tainty Nine is a wonderful thing. It is life changing. Tainty Nine is a similar to 69, except for one key thing; you pay extra special attention to the licking, nibbling and biting of the Taint. You orally pleasure the Taint. You love the Taint with your mouth, tongue and teeth.
Last night for example, my lover and I were in the 69 position, but instead of just licking for sweet delicious vagina, I nibbled, licked and suckled her Taint. The Taint is best described as this: It "taint" quite her vagina, and "taint" quite her butt hole. It's the meat in between.

"Baby, I'm bored with 69, tonight can we Tainty Nine?"
by Eugene Collins October 13, 2008
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Vulcan Taint Pinch

A variation of the "shocker". The vulcan taint pinch consists of penetrating the vagina with the pointer and middle finger while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers in the anal cavity. Named after the popular star trek based race of aliens farewell hand gesture of splitting the fingers in the middle by keeping the pointer an middle together and ring an pinky together respectively. It may also be known as the Spock shock, and is sometimes accompanied with a shout of "live long and prosper!"
Spock gave Uhura the Vulcan taint pinch.
by StonedHippy April 5, 2010
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