do you want these hands?

Slang for "do you want to fight?"

Generally spoken while holding hands up open or in a fist indicating a fight coming

person 1: I hate Rick and Morty.
me: Do you want these hands???

by s.k.ivory September 27, 2017

Mother Theresa sex

When, in a sexual relationship, you give and you give and you give, but you never receive.

"...but she's never given me an orgasm."

"Really? But what about all that moaning coming from your room?"

"That's all her, not me, and I'm dying at this point. It's all fucking Mother Theresa sex."

by Staceofbase June 9, 2009

Theoespian

A Theoespian is a former actor or actress who finds salvation, usually after they recieve their last residual check.

To learn more about these Theoespians, search for people like Kirk Cameron, Lisa Welcsh or Willie Aames.

by Captain Corky July 30, 2008

theresatony

When a Theresa enjoys smacking a Tony in the balls out in the friggin public :)

When a Theresa enjoys smacking a Tony in the butt out in the friggin public

Theresatony: *smack penis*
Theresa: ehhheheee
Tony: oww@Wtf! (fml)

theresatony: *smack butt* hehehhe!
theresa: its socially "acceptablwe" to drink now!!

tony: wtf?! (fml)

by shit huh? March 12, 2010

these aren't the droids you're looking for

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check

Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!

by sjm1 July 10, 2010

Theresa

Theresa is a lovely lady. Who sometimes thinks down on herself when no one else does. She wants to be like everyone else but yet she can’t. She is NOT a mess in the bed (that’s just nasty stop saying that). She wants almost anything but she has to work for it. If you make one mistake with Theresa or her friends, don’t expect Theresa to forgive you. She also has a quite small friend group that’s hard to get into. When she falls for a boy (or girl) she won’t stop until it’s been to long. She also loves attention, animals, and her friends. But she hates most food, annoying people, and school.

“Hi, my name is Theresa! And this is what I think of me!”

by Tsl_17 December 2, 2018

these dudes

Dudes who ain't bout shit and are worthless as fuck. Lazy group of fuckers with Male appendages.

These dudes ain't bout shit.

by Lilroot69 March 3, 2019