Wrench

Hockey slang for a penis

Man did you see Stamkos OT winner last night? Guys got a massive wrench!

by Stammers Hammer October 18, 2019

[cum] wrench

Sturdy and reliable, a lonely mans right hand.

Shaune says that Troy sure is talented with that cum wrench of his!

by Cameltoetycoon February 25, 2008

socket wrenched

When a passenger sits on a loose tool in your truck, startling them, especially when the tool goes near the victims binghole

Ha, you just got socket wrenched

by Wish I drove a smaller car February 4, 2008

lithuanian cock wrench

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts

Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good

by Ranchapplebottom September 26, 2022

Knob Wrench

A rough wank that stretches and thins the penis shaft and gives a shiny purple bell end.

"Damn that woman has a strangle hold!!! She gave me Knob Wrench!"

"My dick looks like a cherry on a stalk after that Knob Wrench!"

by Eddie Grundie July 21, 2012

Wrench

A mechanic. Can be derogatory, but mostly a friendly term amongst other mechanics/auto industrialists.

Yea, she's a new guy. I think he's a wrench at Larry's Speed Shop.

I used to wrench for them a couple years ago.

by Bro_Liciouz January 28, 2022

German Torque Wrench

When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.

Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.

My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.

by JAbedtime June 21, 2025