Walnut Ripple

When you proceed to teabag a sexual partner in the face until boredom occurs and then proceed to yell "FALCON PAWNCH!!!!" and hit them in their genitalia so hard that the sudden pain causes them to headbut you in the testicles. Therefore, lolz for everyone

This walnut ripple me and shari made last night was awesome except my balls still hurt

by Zack Slade July 24, 2011

wally the walnut

May very and sizes. Can sometimes be mean has a good personality. Sometimes it gets ran over and cracks and wally the walnut will be dead. Sometimes Wally the walnut likes to watch I'm a goofy goober.

wally the walnut is a walnut. wally the Walnut is cool.

by Wally the walnut May 14, 2020

Montana walnut

Gen Alpha. It means the other person is sus, trying to gain aura points

Come on, man. Just be you. It’s giving Montana walnut

by car air conditioning June 9, 2024

how’s your bum for cracking walnuts

Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.

We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance

by Wordcracker October 10, 2020

Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket

Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.

by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016

Glazed Walnuts

A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.

Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"

by Whiteguys January 2, 2015

Walnut

A Cookie Run “story game” uploader that stole their ex’s idea for one of their newest posts. They consume more Milanesa than the average Italian consumes pasta in approximately 72 hours and tend to listen to twink music
They are also wanted in twenty three countries and possess two deadly mexican behaving sisters that concern half of the Argentinian population that is aware of their existence
But are quite cutesy

“Did you see Walnut’s newest post?”
“Yeah, how many gallons of water does bro expect me to drink??”

by Rate wer!! Wink wink July 14, 2023