Peenie Polish

A blowjob.

Marissa must have been extra horny last night, because she put some real passion behind that peenie polish that she give me, and afterwards, my dick was shining more than Danny Torrence!

by Richard Flavor April 8, 2013

Honeydew Polish

Saliva, urine, and nut mixed together.

Shut up before I unleash my honeydew polish upon your face!

by TyphoonWigga March 7, 2019

Polish Mimosa

Vodka and Orange juice cocktail (aka screw driver)

"Hey barkeep, gimme a vodka and orange please."
"ahh the ol polish mimosa eh?

by travel chicken March 17, 2017

Polish Spring

A septic tank leak that floods your property.

Looks like Jeb and Judy have a nasty Polish Spring in their front yard. I could smell it before I could see it.

by BigFatSlackjaw October 13, 2020

Polish Carwash

Letting a hard rain wash your car.

Jacob got a Polish Carwash last night during the storm.

by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.

we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet

by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020

polish cow

DANCE

POLISH COW YEAH YEAH YEAH

by damn the milk December 21, 2020