butt knifing

when someone sits on you and their ass is so flat that the bones in their butt jab you like a knife
natalie: sarah, get off my lap! you’re butt knifing me!
sarah: sorry my ass is non-existent
by Natatouille February 26, 2019
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Knife War

A homesexual term when a man slaps his penis onto another mans penis.
Gay Mw2 Guy: Want to have a Knife War?

Regular Mw2 Guy: Hell no! I'm not gay...
by TheMw2Hater October 07, 2010
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Fucking Knife

A person who is fucking dumb as all hell and don’t know what there doing with there life- also could be called a dickwad or a wad of dick
Shane: Wow John, your a fucking knife
John: yeah I know
by Thee Fucking Knife September 24, 2018
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Turd knife

The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.
by Intmd8er March 30, 2015
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Knifed-up

by lackawannachix February 09, 2010
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survival knife

Doesn't matter how big or how small, I always carry a survival knife with me!
by Chaz2015 September 26, 2015
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Spin The Knife

Like Spin the Bottle, only there's no romance whatsoever. In its place, there is murder and bloodshed. This game is Round-based, where a group of at least 5 people sit at a table with a knife placed on top of it and one person spins the knife. The first person that has the tip pointed to them is the Killer of that Round, where the second person that has the knife's tip pointed at them is the Victim. The game goes for as many Rounds until there is only one person remaining. The Last Man Standing is the Winner of the Game. The Aim of the Game is to not Die. But when the Host dies, everyone else must Scatter.
Round One Victim: Hey, do you wanna play Spin The Knife?
Round One Killer: Yeah, sure.

*Host (Who just happened to be the Round One Victim) spins the Knife* *Knife points to Round One Killer, then Round One Victim*
Round One Victim: Man, I suck at this game...
by ArchTitans November 02, 2017
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