Hound Hand

The realisation that your hand smells like a dogs coat after you have patted it.

Christo - "Carlos! I just patted your mutt and now I've got Hound Hand..Mah!"

Carlos "Ha, Mutt 1 Christo Zero!"

by Splintergroup72 February 26, 2010

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Hound Bound

The inability to move from your seat, do to not wanting to disturber sleeping lap dogs.

Can you get me another beer, I can't get up, I'm hound bound.

She was sitting on the sofa with three Dachshunds on her lap that just fell asleep when she realized she couldn't refill her beverage without disturbing the pack.

by Muse Of Merriment December 26, 2011

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vag hound

Someone who can locate woman using only his primitive senses and obtain carnal knowledge of them. See Fanny Rat.

Greg is at it again, he is a right vag hound.

by DHomer November 15, 2014

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Cock-hound

A guy that will chase pussy down to the ends of the earth if he has to. To some degree a cock blocker! If he wants it bad enough, he'll sell his soul, jeopardize friendships, in the mindless pursuit of sex that usually ends with him being unsatisfied and back on the hunt for the next victim.

Your boy is such a cock-hound. He tried to holla at my girl, but when she rejected him, he tried to get with our other best friend that same night. She's jailbait and he didn't care.

by UrbnLit June 16, 2009

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Hound Dog

A sex position where a man or a woman with flat, long, pendulous breasts is the one giving from behind. They lean over so far that their mammaries hang down on either side of the receiver's face, making them look like a hound dog.

I hate having sex with Vicki. When she uses the strap-on from behind, it's an automatic Hound Dog. She needs to keep those things contained! My ears are so bruised today.

by NuttyByNature2 September 22, 2014

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