space herpes

noun: they are little worm-like creatures that are covered in hair and live under your bed. At night they will crawl into your ear and take over your brain. The only way to avoid a case of space herpes is to launch yourself into and out off your bed by jumping. This is so you can avoid contact with them, as they tend to linger close to the edge of the bed.

Watch out that the space herpes don't get you while you sleep.

by Nachtein December 29, 2011

space herpes

Space herpes, or commonly known as "the Borg", spreads fast, assimilates, and resistance is futile.

First officer: Did you bang that Borg whore?
Captain: I'm Locutus of Borg... resistance is futile.
First officer: He has the space herpes!

by Zed-Word Joseph May 29, 2011

Herp Curt

A Herpie Curtain. A Herp curt is a tombstone like mustache utilized to cover up a herpie outbreak.

a. Do you see that guys herp curt???

b. Yeah, he think he's fooling us with that ridiculous herpie curtain!!!!

by Casey Jo Banyas October 15, 2008

Skittle Herpes

When a girl has herpes and makes a guy eat skittles out of her vag. He then eats a herpes cluster along with the skittle not realizing it. The girl's herpes is so bad it's in skittle sized clumps.

"Dude, don't even think about it. She has skittle herpes."

by Mustache McGee January 04, 2012

visual herpes

Noun| Something so terible it gives you visual herpes

Oh my god, this video of these people trying to twerk gave me visual herpes

by CANCERPOSITIVE January 08, 2017

Herpes Roulette

The dangerous game you play when you hookup with someone that you know has herpes.

Chris: How was your night?
Dave: Good, I hooked up with that slutty girl Amanda.
Chris: Niiiiiice...but you know she has the herp..
Dave: Yeah I got to stop playing herpes roulette.

by jeerwood February 11, 2011

Herpe Burpies

When a chick's herpes creates pockets of gas that release into her pussy and she queefs them out.

For some strange reason in my drunken stupor, I almost went down on her. But then I heard her fuckin' herpe burpies and I promptly ran the hell out of there.

by Anonymous2322 November 27, 2010