Deuce Dial

The act of calling or texting someone while taking a dump.

Jake: "I should have listened to you about those burritos. It's like 'Alien' in my stomach. I bet you can smell it through the phone."

Nate: "Stop deuce dialing me. I don't want to picture you shitting. Ever."

Jake: "Stop answering my calls after we get Mexican food..."

by Fictitious Pulp May 30, 2011

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Deuce Bigalow

An Outdoor Shit that steams in the winter and starts fires during the summer.

Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"

Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"

by High Hiter October 25, 2017

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deuced out

A flexible and general term used to describe the act of figuratively or literally crushing. This implies some form of victory and the true words/meaning it represents can only be understood through the context in which it is delivered.

"Alex, what happened last night with that chick you met?"
"Oh man, I went back to her place and deuced her out."

"Miles, how'd it go when you told her you like her?"
"Yeah, um, not so well. She doesn't exactly feel the same way. Yeah...so...she pretty much deuced me out."

"Ben, how did kickball go today?"
"Our team fucking sucks. Nobody can catch the ball and the girls don't know what the hell they're doing out there. We got deuced out."

by The Gentlemen At October 23, 2006

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