Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

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Philly Chimney

The sexual or platonic act of putting weed in one’s asshole and smoking it out of their mouth.

Me and my girlfriend did a philly chimney last night. Love is magical!

by PJRUWG March 6, 2023

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Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024

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Chode Chimney

when there is no other chimney available for Santa to go through

I didnt have a chimney so santa went down the chode chimney

by anonymous December 31, 2024

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Chimney Sweep

The act of giving a butterfly kiss to your partner's or participant's anus

I may have gotten pink eye from the chimney sweep I gave you last night

by UrbanDon312 August 1, 2017

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Chimney sweep

The victim if a blood drinking cult ritualisticly hung on a chimney and bled out. Generally 2 men and the rest are women who all wear white on those nights. They all drink the chimney sweeps blood and go nut balls crazy!

Thay chimney sweep never looks thz same when they drain her, like shes not in there anymore.

by swellsoundsthatkill April 4, 2022

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