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Canada

Canada is awesome.
by Canada meese June 21, 2020
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Canada

one of the nicest (by reputation and by real) country and the 2nd hugest.No, we don't own a moose, no we don't live in an igloo, no we aren't ashamed to love a little bit too much maple syrup. yes, we think that America is a little bit crazy on the corner but we still love you! (BUT NOT THE CHEETO ONE!)it doesn't snow 24/7 here... it's 9/24. I'm just kidding! but we have Keanu reeves,céline Dion, Ryan Renold, Ryan Rosling (so much Ryan...)
we also have Justin Beiber, but NVM this one...
focus on Shawn Mendes.
and yes, we say sorry a lot, and we have bagged milk and free health care.

ps DONT PET GEESE!
Paul: "my cousin lives in America, whenever they go on a trip to another country with school, they put Canada tags on their bags and their clothes."
jack:" what are they doing that?"
paul; "cause Canada have a reputation to treat people well, and a good reputation goes with a good service!"
jack; "well that's rough...for them I mean"
by that_canadian_dino October 24, 2020
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Canada

Canadian 1: Canada is the best! We are all so nice!
Canadian 2: Sad our land doesnt exist
by Obama's N-word Pass October 24, 2019
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Canada!

Great place...Best place.......THE ABSOLUTE BEST PLACE!!! I love it so much! It has great food, great healthcare, great people and just all around AWESOME!
American: Where are we. This place is beautiful. And the food. The food is delicious. Way better than our american food.
2nd American: Canada! I wish I lives here. You know what? I will.
by F_I_N_N_I_A_N May 31, 2019
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Canada

1. a place where its hella cold 6 and a half months of the year

2. it snows too much
person 1: "So how's it going in Canada?
person 2: "It is the middle of April and its fucking cold here"

person 1: "How's winter going for ya?"
person 2: "i cannot get out of my house."
person 1: "Why? Are you on house arrest or something?"
person 2: "no, its because there is 20 inches of snow outside my house."
by woodguy >:] October 20, 2022
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Canada

A large open piece of ocean because Canada doesn’t exist
by Phoenix the primagen October 19, 2020
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Canada

"Daddy, theres a monster under my bed."
"Jimmy, it's just like Canada- Not real."
"But we are Canadian."
"Shhh."
by AOOOOGGGHHHAA October 21, 2019
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