Accidental Neymar syndrome

A genetic disease that can be controlled if practiced.It is a effect that make you feel and be like neymar for a short amount of time while playing a game of football.

'Bro I swear I got accidental neymar syndrome' or 'are you sure you don't have accidental neymar syndrome

by Fettfuhtikleyang February 14, 2025

Accidental Glance

When you’re at a urinal and accidentally glance at the neighbouring man’s penis

“Finn accidentally glanced at his neighbours penis”

Finn just committed an “accidental glance”

by Akkersclappers November 6, 2023

Accidental cults

I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.

Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023

accidental susan

Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.

Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."

by SueSuzy September 15, 2021

Accidentally

When you do something or say something you didn't mean toto.

I swear I'd never be racist, I just accidentally said the n word when I was saying something I'd never be racist I swear. 👉👈

by Enderwolf20995 March 24, 2020

Accidental Bacharach

When you try talking dirty, fail terribly, and end up composing a classic pop song.

I tried talking dirty to my girl last night. I was so bad that she left me, but my Accidental Bacharach has reached number one.

by CreditToBenjaminacus February 10, 2023

Accidental fuck boy

A man who unintentionally becomes a fuck boy - generally finds out once his friends make him aware of his fuck boy tendencies.

Johnny was unaware he was an accidental fuck boy until his friends brought it to his attention.

by Redleader69 October 12, 2023