Xbox One

This thing will be a failure. It requires you to connect to the Internet once every 24 hours in order to play games. Kinect is required for it to work. You have to pay a fee to play used games. Games have to be installed in order to play and it has a hard drive that holds a mere 500 GB. It was officially announced in a live stream on May 21st, 2013.
I was going to buy the new Xbox, but I changed my mind when I saw the Xbox One announcement.
by NewsReporter May 22, 2013
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Xbox 360

(n.) A item that works perfectly fine as long people don't leave the damn thing on 24/7, and then seem so surprised that their xbox overheated and got the red ring of death. The item also seems to attract a lot of unwanted critiscism and insults from sony fanboys who bought a shitty system, now ashamed about it, and decide to speak shit about xbox to make PS3 look awesome.
Person 1: You got a xbox 360? Dumbass! Your going to get the red ring of death!
Person 2: Nah, I am going to turn it off when I am done, so it will be fine.

Person 1: Well xbox live got shut down for 7 weeks once! Thats nothing compared to the PSN outage for a month!
Person 2: Yeah your right, xbox live was shut down 7 weeks before it existed.
by lolmoron June 02, 2011
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xbox 360

1. An adequate gaming console released by Microsoft, which supports online play and a variety of game genres. In competition with the Sony Playstation 3 and Nintendo Wii.

2. The largest cause of hate spam between Sony and Microsoft fanboys, who generally can't think of any insults aside from slanging matches.
1. Halo is a game released for Xbox 360. It has online play.

2. Ps3 Fanboy: OMFGBBQ XBOX 360 IS SHIT METAL TAMPON IT IS PWNED BY PS3!

360 Fanboy: OMFG PS3 HAS TERRIBLE ONLINE AND FAIL GRAPHICS IT SUCKS BALLS!

Note: To replace any arguement concerning the difference between ps3 and 360, copypasta away.
by nicopico July 04, 2009
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XBox Live

Skyping for Guys. A way for guys to chat without feeling gay about it.
Why would I have Skype, when I got Xbox Live?
by HazzMa July 19, 2011
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Xbox Whore

is a male or female that will do any of the following below

1.dick riding(pretending to like someone only to get somethig out of them)
2.sweet talk/fake love(usually works on horny fat nerds)
3.sex(its the least common but it does happen believe it or not)

-to achieve/get something from an unexpecting/dumb founded victim, the Xbox Whore usually wants to acquire one of the specific items listed below

1.microsoft points-
2.memberships-
3.internet fame-
4.and most recently original gamertags-
Xbox Whore: Hey ____ can you jack the tag ____ for me honey?
Jacker: Sure but you have to let me and the gang get inside you lower intestine
Xbox Whore: sure anything for you ummmmm

3days later
Jacker: heres your tag
Xbox Whore: thank you so much i will love you forever and ever
^that was all she wrote.......LITERALLY little t***y never saw or heard from the Xbox Whore ever again^
by TD5X June 28, 2011
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Xbox fun

The act of playing with a womans cliterus as if you are playing with a anolog stick.
my girlfriend loved it when we had some xbox fun
by Bobfrey123 April 18, 2010
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Xbox 360

The new gaming console from Microsoft, it has a similar amount of power to the upcoming PS3. Generally recognised as a fine gaming machine, with a good variety of games and developer support.
Both John Carmack of ID software (makers of Doom and Quake), and the head of Team Ninja Mr Itagaki (Dead or Alive, Ninja Gaiden), have professed prefering to develope for the Xbox 360 over any other next-generation consoles.
by Elrando January 01, 2006
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